thank fuck for those fancy ass bows on the front of my underwear that make sure I don’t put them on backwards
IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD AT THIS GIF HOLY SHIT THEYRE ALL LIKE “WHOA FUCK OH MY GOD” AND TWO FUCKING RUNS AND HIDES BEHIND THREE HES LIKE “FUCK IT IM DONE” AND FIVES JUST LIKE “oh fuck what is th- HOL Y SHIT IS THAT A DICK” and oNES JUST LIKE “NO… NO NO NO” AND THREES JUST LIKE “IVE SEEN A COUPLE OF THOSE”
i didnt think my analysis of this gif would get notes
- year is 2392
- child: mommy i can't sleep
- mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
- mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR